Need to buy logo’d CTAHR Something for yourself or staff? Come Together and Oh! Darling please don’t delay, Because the close of Fiscal Year 2021-22 will be here sooner than you think.

The Office of Communication Services has just the right regalia for Her Majesty, the Sun King and other royalty in your department – even Mean Mr. Mustard and Polyethene Pam. So without further ado, here’s what’s for sale in our Octopus’ Garden:

• Polo Shirts: ‘UH green’ and ‘battleship gray’
• Baseball Caps: ‘dad’s hat’ and ‘ocean swoosh’
• Umbrellas: the large, vented variety
• Tote Bags: high-quality canvas
• No Maxwell’s Silver Hammer, sorry

I Want You to contact OCS at ctahrcom@hawaii.edu or (808) 956-7036, put in your order, and Carry That Weight back to your faculty and Staff. And you’ll never again hear us say You Never Give Me Your Money.

Have a great week and Golden Slumbers.

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