Need to buy logo’d CTAHR Something for yourself or staff? Come Together and Oh! Darling please don’t delay, Because the close of Fiscal Year 2021-22 will be here sooner than you think.
The Office of Communication Services has just the right regalia for Her Majesty, the Sun King and other royalty in your department – even Mean Mr. Mustard and Polyethene Pam. So without further ado, here’s what’s for sale in our Octopus’ Garden:
- Polo Shirts: ‘UH green’ and ‘battleship gray’
- Baseball Caps: ‘dad’s hat’ and ‘ocean swoosh’
- Umbrellas: the large, vented variety
- Tote Bags: high-quality canvas
- No Maxwell’s Silver Hammer, sorry
I Want You to contact OCS at email@example.com or (808) 956-7036, put in your order, and Carry That Weight back to your faculty and Staff. And you’ll never again hear us say You Never Give Me Your Money.
Have a great week and Golden Slumbers.